Cash Money’s Big Fat Geek Crush List, 2K9 Edition Part 4 of Increasingly Many: Michelle Bernard
Michelle Bernard

Date of Birth: 1964
Birth Name: Michelle D. Bernard
Height: Prominent
VITAL STATISTICS:
A lawyer by training, Michelle Bernard is an American journalist, political analyst, author, and President and CEO of the Independent Women’s Forum and Independent Women’s Voice with whom she also founded the IWF’s Iraqi Women’s Democracy Initiative, which “assists in the development and implementation of training programs built on the pillars of democracy, women’s rights and religious freedom, political activism in a democracy, issues of governance, free markets, and non-governmental organizations.”
Additionally, Bernard is an MSNBC political analyst, a regular panelist with Hardball with Chris Matthews, a Sunday columnist with The Examiner, and is also the author of Women’s Progress: How Women Are Wealthier, Healthier, and More Independent Than Ever Before.
I came to know Michelle through her appearances on another one of my loves, The McLaughlin Group.
Why do I like her so much? Do I agree with her stance on daycare? Her opinions on the voting trends of black women? Her negotiating the joint public-private financing and development deal which paved the way for the construction of the MCI Center, home of the Washington Wizards and the Washington Capitals?
Well, to tell the truth, I doubt I could really recite anything I’ve heard her say and I couldn’t quote you her stance on any particular issue and breaking trend with my other Geek Crush recipients, I am not particularly interested in her profession beyond McLaughlin Group. I’m not sure I can really explain it. She mesmerizes me. You see, whenever she opens her mouth, I just hear white noise because I’m… distracted.
…hm? I’m sorry, I just totally spaced out, what did you say something? I was just transfixed by… uh…



REASON I’D SABOTAGE THIS RELATIONSHIP: Continuously make her recite lines from “Jackie Brown.”
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