<begin> Welcome. Please leave all goggles and top hats at the door. You will be issued a biometrically assigned identity card with which you can reenter the theatre should you need to avail yourselves of any non-statutory amenities. Tonight, for your viewing pleasure, we have compiled the first moments of Innocent Venus
Please remain seated whilst projection is in progress, and disregard any opinion and/or viewpoint that you may find not in the interest of the public taste. All content has been pre-screened and approved by the applicable Cultural Panels.

Let us take this opportunity to offer a reminder that fraternizing with individuals not already familiar to you may constitute a danger, and possibly result in physical harm to yourself or others associated with you.

We hope that you have enjoyed this evening’s scheduled entertainment. Please accept our courtesy informational flyer from the armed guard in the lobby. You will find included a detailed survey on the manner in which we can improve future showings. Be advised that participation in the aforementioned survey is mandatory, and failure to do so will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Additionally, you will now be issued the required 30 minute window during which you are to return to your domiciles. Any deviation from this directive will engage the use of Individual Force. Individual Force is also likely to cause potential physical harm to either yourself or your associates. We strongly encourage all patrons to abide by these directives. We appreciate your patronage, and look forward to serving you again.

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