Cash Money’s Batshit Fucking Loco News Out of Africa
Posted on October 7th, 2009 by Cash Money
Subcategory: PIRACY
Pirates hit navy ship ‘in error’
BBC, Oct. 7, 2009
“Ah, it eez a wonderful night to be in zee Fronch Nav-ee, would you not agree, Guillaume?”
“When you are right, you are right, Jean Luc. Let us smoke zee silly yellow Fronch cee-gar-ettes on zee poop deck, oui?”
“Say, iz zat a teensy, tiny, Somali pirate ship trying to overtake us?”
“Er… oui, zat eez what eet appears to be. Zey do realize that fighting zee pirates is zee only great military success zat we have ‘ad in two centuries, oui?”
“No, mon amie, apparently zey ‘ave forgotten. Arm ze crusty bread cannons!”
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