Cash Money Culinary Challenge #2: Fast Food, Upgraded
TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE THRU-You know, I wasn’t really going to chime in or really admit to getting embarrassed about this whole Yes On 1 victory.
Until:
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Hoo boy.
The heroes that I look to in my times of despair are mocking me.
That’s a… hoo… that’s a bad sign, right there. Jeez! Et Tu, Daily Show?
OOP!
Time to anesthetize!
Let’s drink heavily EAT! And – you know what – let’s not do this halfway, let’s go to fucking McDONALD’S.
Awwww, what’s the matter, sweet pea? Too good to enjoy a McNugget? Think you can do better? Sounds like a CULINARY CHALLENGE to me.
The CHALLENGE: to create a dish using ingredients from McDonald’s. Could be an upgrade of classic menu item, could be using parts of items to create something completely new. The sky is the limit and the budgetary concerns are actually pretty manageable. The economy and all that. Hell, even I will be getting into the act on this one, folks, so you’ve really got no excuse not to participate.
The RESULTS: we’ll post the results up here in a couple of weeks so get in the lab then post a comment down in the comment… post… thing… there on the bottom and we’ll try to contact you to add your submissions to the results post.
AND THEN FEED THEM TO ME!

Ja vol Mein oberst!
Just to clarify here; are we talking the same ingredients as would be in the McDonald’s menu, but can be purchased elsewhere, or actual re-purposed McDonald’s-purchased food? ‘cos if it’s the latter I might have to practice a bit when Neko’s not looking.
Re-purposed McDonald’s-purchased food. Sorry if that wasn’t clear.