Entries Tagged as 'Paleontology'

There was no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

(6:42:31 PM) Cash Money: Did you see the video going around of Al Franken taking apart that woman from the Hudson Institute?

(6:45:19 PM) KahrlZero: This the thing about the senate health care subcommittee?
(6:45:25 PM) Cash Money: Yeah.

(6:45:19 PM) KahrlZero: Yeah, saw it.
(6:45:25 PM) Cash Money: Nice.
(6:45:32 PM) KahrlZero: This is an ugly business, my friend.
(6:46:38 PM) Cash Money: It is.
(6:46:57 PM) KahrlZero: I’m fairly certain that I’m going to get screwed.
(6:47:09 PM) Cash Money: As I told Alex (kid watched it with me), “these are sad times when only the comedians are making sense and acting rational. This speaks ill of our country as adults.”
(6:58:37 PM) Cash Money: But apparently when I write stuff like that for BoL, Nekogirl gets depressed.

(6:59:09 PM) KahrlZero: I do, too. I wouldn’t censor you for it, but it sucks the hope right outta me.
(6:59:52 PM) Cash Money: Well,
(7:00:04 PM) Cash Money: we as a generation are very wussy about this sort of thing.
(7:00:19 PM) Cash Money: “Oh shit? It’s not all hugs and rainbows? Run for the hills!”
(7:00:42 PM) Cash Money: We have been told that being sad or angry is Wrong®.
(7:01:01 PM) Cash Money: And that there is something Wrong® with us if stimuli makes us feel these things.

(7:01:01 PM) KahrlZero: It does make everything that every supportive, nurturing adult told us in the 80s an out-and-out lie.
(7:01:11 PM) Cash Money: Heh.
(7:01:14 PM) Cash Money: The 80′s WERE a lie.
(7:01:22 PM) Cash Money: There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

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Cash Money’s 1st Quarter Dinosaur Factorum in Revue

MONGOLIA – Before there were Power Rangers Dino Thunder, there was the original Power Rangers. And before Power Rangers, there were dinosaurs.

And before I learned to love booze, hookers, and Africa, I loved dinosaurs. Any more you can get any old piece of any old lizard on the black market so, as a service to you, I will keep you, my potential clientele, abreast of the dinosaur related news for each financial quarter.

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“KILLING MACHINE” by the indispensable Brandon Bird. Show him (and the wall of your loft) the love.

Cash Money’s Big Fat Geek Crush List, 2K9 Edition Part 6 of Just That Many: Lindsay Zanno

Lindsay Zanno

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Date of Birth: The Cenozoic Era

Birth Name: Lindsay E. Zanno

Height: 13 feet with nine-inch claws

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