LAND OF THE LOST - Greetings, friends and potential bone thieves. It’s time again to take stock of all the news dinosauria of the past three months. Or for the two weeks preceding this one. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeird. Note: three of these dinosaur-themed articles came out on Jan. 28. What’s the deal there?
(6:42:31 PM) Cash Money: Did you see the video going around of Al Franken taking apart that woman from the Hudson Institute?
(6:45:19 PM) KahrlZero: This the thing about the senate health care subcommittee?
(6:45:25 PM) Cash Money: Yeah.
(6:45:19 PM) KahrlZero: Yeah, saw it.
(6:45:25 PM) Cash Money: Nice.
(6:45:32 PM) KahrlZero: This is an ugly business, my friend.
(6:46:38 PM) Cash Money: It is.
(6:46:57 PM) KahrlZero: I’m fairly certain that I’m going to get screwed.
(6:47:09 PM) Cash Money: As I told Alex (kid watched it with me), “these are sad times when only the comedians are making sense and acting rational. This speaks ill of our country as adults.”
(6:58:37 PM) Cash Money: But apparently when I write stuff like that for BoL, Nekogirl gets depressed.
(6:59:09 PM) KahrlZero: I do, too. I wouldn’t censor you for it, but it sucks the hope right outta me.
(6:59:52 PM) Cash Money: Well,
(7:00:04 PM) Cash Money: we as a generation are very wussy about this sort of thing.
(7:00:19 PM) Cash Money: “Oh shit? It’s not all hugs and rainbows? Run for the hills!”
(7:00:42 PM) Cash Money: We have been told that being sad or angry is Wrong®.
(7:01:01 PM) Cash Money: And that there is something Wrong® with us if stimuli makes us feel these things.
(7:01:01 PM) KahrlZero: It does make everything that every supportive, nurturing adult told us in the 80s an out-and-out lie.
(7:01:11 PM) Cash Money: Heh.
(7:01:14 PM) Cash Money: The 80’s WERE a lie.
(7:01:22 PM) Cash Money: There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.
MONGOLIA – Before there were Power Rangers Dino Thunder, there was the original Power Rangers. And before Power Rangers, there were dinosaurs.
And before I learned to love booze, hookers, and Africa, I loved dinosaurs. Any more you can get any old piece of any old lizard on the black market so, as a service to you, I will keep you, my potential clientele, abreast of the dinosaur related news for each financial quarter.
Lindsay Zanno
Date of Birth: The Cenozoic Era
Birth Name: Lindsay E. Zanno
Height: 13 feet with nine-inch claws
