If you happen to be in one of The Five Boroughs on Saturday, August 29, and also happen to be a savage mongoloid with nowhere to go and nothing to lose devotee of theatre, be sure to catch the world premier of the nazisploitation-comedy  “The Erotic Diary of Anne Frank,” the latest contemptible heap of malodorous pop culture pap and putrescence masterpiece from some asshole my very finest associate, Timothy Charles Browne, the hack author of  last year’s sold-out smash-hit, “The Most Lamentable & Tragical Historie of the Barber-Surgeons,”  where there was, at least, free beer my favorite play ever.

Get yer tickets quick, before they sell out.  Plus, free beer, so you know I’ll be there.

“NO THANKS. THINK I’LL PASS.”                       -JAMES WOLCOTT, VANITY FAIR

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I found this video after returning from a couple weeks of “Zombie Survival Training”. Which basically consisted of grabbing what you need to survive and living out of your SUV for a couple weeks until better shelter can be secured. Luckily I had my bug-out bag already packed, and turned a plastic office organizer into a bureau. I never visualized the concept of a wardrobe in the apocalypse until now. Needless to say I think I did pretty good, and find myself returning to civilization with a much healthier disposition in life. Sometimes we really need to shake things up to appreciate what we have. So to commemorate this optimistic event I present this fan-art video combining Left4Dead with the soothing sounds of Louis Armstrong.

Thanks, Boing Boing

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Another Friday and you’re here with me. Have I mentioned that was a remarkable idea?

Because we love you, I’ve got a bit of a treat. Blue Gender is compiled here. I owe a debt to an otherwise unnamed Raven for this one, and I’ve gotten a little partial. This came sorely based on a recommendation, but I’ve come to enjoy the sheer elegance of the storyline. And my chamber has grown a bit cold to say the least.

I’ve heard a little about the premise being a bit off, to which I have to respond. Involve Sardines. If you can manage that as a major plot point within a linear narrative you’ve got my vote. And possibly donations. Because if you really can work that out, you’re better than I. Feel free to contact me, because we can work on this.
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HÜTZOVINA – Have you ever looked at something and said to yourself, “Self, if we get into that, it will overtake our lives and we will never see the other side in peace.”

Maybe it was heroin. You’ve got a chip I your pocket and the front of Shaw’s is barricaded with a million boozes in the shape of a boat. You liked Puzzle Pirates, hey, World of Warcraft. You can see it. You know yourself; touch it, you are not going to be in contact with the world anymore, only This Thing. A monkey poised, crouched, waiting to slap onto your back and dig in like a chigger. A Monkey with Your Name on It!

I know the name of my Monkey and it is Politics. I am a gnat’s ass from just saying “fuck it” and throwing myself away and becoming a Political Junkie like so many of my few heroes. Daily Show leads to McLaughlin Group. McLaughlin Group leads to…

Dangerous signs this week when I printed six words I never thought I’d commit to paper:

I feel bad for Arlen Specter.

Have you seen what this sucker has been putting himself through over the last two weeks?

Don’t read the news? That’s OK, a spoonful of sugar makes The Medicine go down, here’s The Daily Show of this past Monday:

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Propaganda has a storied history, sometimes fraught with a checkered past (depending on which side you happened to be on at the time) and other times a joyous reminder of what we recognize as our accomplishments (I’m going to assume you’re liberal and know who Shepard Fairey is. You are reading this blog after all). I love the Latin definition; “things that must be disseminated”. It puts me in mind of the fact that by voluntarily making so much of our information not only free, but eminently searchable, we have somewhat unwittingly entered into a new social contract by way of which we become personally involved in the dissemination of individual propaganda. And I find this immensely reassuring. If there is only one voice, people are inclined to listen to it. Amongst several million voices, one must take greater accountability for their own beliefs and decisions. Needless to say, I’m pretty much adoring Brian Moore’s update of WWII posters with modern themes:

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