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I Kill For Blood

Gestalt — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:43:27 +0000

Fifth grader Jordan Hood thought his bloody vampire was scary, but he had no idea how scary it really was.

When he returned from his art class, his homeroom teacher was so scared she called the assistant principal and campus security. So much so that poor Jordan couldn’t return to school pending a psychological examination.

Surprisingly it wasn’t the blood and the gore that frightened his teacher, it was her hyper-sensitivity to gang signs. Apparently she projected hidden meaning into the “cryptic” symbolism in the child’s art. For the frightened Savannah, GA elementary school teacher the tears of blood reminded her of gang-related tear drop tattoos often seen on TV. She also read into the “I Kill For Blood” as referring to the famous LA street gang the Bloods, meaning all those tears of blood represent all of the times Jordan’s character had killed for his gang the Bloods. Fear has amazing powers.

While the drawing is rudimentary at best it is a little creepy. I think I would be more concerned if this was what he passed in for an Easter assignment than for Halloween.

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Nekogirl — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:56:28 +0000

Perhaps I am crazy but this is what happens when brilliance stops being serious and decides to let loose on the interwebs. I remember it all too well, I was enjoying a Sunday afternoon mimosa when I was turned on to the likes of these pairs of fibers “Sifl and Olly – Fake Blood” and my life changed forever (well, okay, perhaps only for 1 minute and 57 seconds but oh the roar of laughter that radiated and unbalanced a lazy Sunday afternoon, thank god for brilliant people.) Enjoy!

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Nekogirl — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:32:01 +0000

This is a mockumentary about a banana that came back from the dead and frightened a local grocery store and its employees. They recall their personal encounters and share their fears of the Zombanna. I have this distinct feeling I will never look at bananas the same again. I am astonished by the amount of time and effort someone put into the making of this short film. I love the random placing of the giant rubber band ball. This has to be the best mockumentary I’ve seen in a while.

Even our fruit is not safe! Enjoy!

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Nekogirl — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:31:42 +0000

Youtube is classic for trapping people and never returning them to their natural state of mind. I think it has officially happened to me! In keeping with the our Saturday Zombie theme, I present: Zombeatles

Enjoy the BRAINS!

“THE GOMERS : A higher quality version of the original – Look away as the Zombeatles play their hit, “I Want To Eat Your Brain.” No one knows who they are or where they came from but their very name drips with menace! This footage may shock the world, a herald of coming doom! Beware! More at Beeftone.”

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Nekogirl — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:34:46 +0000

This one is for you Gestalt!

After the Bush announcement regarding the zombie threat I decided I needed to take this seriously. I finally found the most reliable news source for all my zombie-phobia anxiety. I can stay up to date on where the current threat is and where the next one could be. Join the nation in realization of the Zombie threat!

It could save your life: http://www.zombieworldnews.com/

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