If you happen to be in one of The Five Boroughs on Saturday, August 29, and also happen to be a savage mongoloid with nowhere to go and nothing to lose devotee of theatre, be sure to catch the world premier of the nazisploitation-comedy “The Erotic Diary of Anne Frank,” the latest contemptible heap of malodorous pop culture pap and putrescence masterpiece from some asshole my very finest associate, Timothy Charles Browne, the hack author of last year’s sold-out smash-hit, “The Most Lamentable & Tragical Historie of the Barber-Surgeons,” where there was, at least, free beer my favorite play ever.
Get yer tickets quick, before they sell out. Plus, free beer, so you know I’ll be there.
“NO THANKS. THINK I’LL PASS.” -JAMES WOLCOTT, VANITY FAIR