Walmart Heydays…

I am not even going to pretend that I understand which way is front or back.

I am not even going to pretend that I understand which way is front or back.

/Sigh…   Where is the only place that you can go at 2am to see someone that might just be in worse shape than you but not because they are drunk?  Where else can you go at 2am and play with the bouncy balls, turn on all the nosey toys, sit down in the middle of the toy aisle to play battleships with your friends?  Walmart, of course!

I spent many countless moments of my young adult life wondering the aisles in the wee hours of the AM reeking havoic with my friends.  I spent many minutes people watching because in Walmart that is what you go there to do, to people watch.  I saw some crazy and very unfortunate things at Walmart.  It is the one place on earth that diversity is apparent.  Hookers to suits, dementia to child tantrums,  fashion statments to fashion mishaps, make-up, electronics, groceries, guns, video games, toys, As Seen On TV and all at a low price in a big blue and white painted warehouse where America drones and walks the earth one ground shaking moment at a time.

There is a website now dedicated to the “People of Walmart“.  I never thought I would see that day but we all knew it would happen because if you have ever been to a Walmart you know, you just know.

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Introducing the Krauts

I didn’t get back from the studio until 2 am last night so Monday’s post will happen today.  My semester is almost over.  All my projects are done, and now I only have a couple of final critiques left.   I’ve had little sleep and my beard is half grown in, shaving that today.  I also woke up to find out that the German program at my university has been cut, apparently they thought if they did it during finals week everyone would be to busy to notice or care. Well played USM.   Verdammt schwein!  Kulture ist nichts, Profit ist alles.  Sorry… the German leftist rebel in me is rearing its ugly head.

Speaking of German left-wing radicals, I recently watched a really interesting movie about the Baader Meinhoff Gang.  They were the hippies radicals that started the RAF.  For those of you unfamiliar with them they were sort of a German version of the Weathermen, but way more dangerous and didn’t blow themselves up.

German hippies were is some ways very similar to American hippies, protesting the Vietnam war and marching against corporate imperialism were standard, however the Generation Gap was much more severe.  At this point Germany was still being run by former Nazi party members, that’s right pickings were slim the only people left that could run the country had been.  So, while no one talked about Hitler or National Socialism anymore, the system that put him in power was still more or less the status quo.   So you can imagine how much more extreme things were.

RAF Logo

The German post war movement wasn’t completely about radicalism and urban guerrilla warfare.  Some really cool things came out of that era, in fact BBC just released a documentary on Kraut Rock ( an English term).  As Germany was forced to find a new identity they pioneered some amazing sounds, much of which influences almost everything we hear on the radio today.  The “Krauts” intentionally sought out a new sound that was not rock or blues based, that would have been to American or British, and they certainly couldn’t rely on past German conventions. So they looked to technology and incorporated synthesizers in their music.  Afrika Bambaataa was quoted in saying if it wasn’t for Kraftwerk there would be no hip hop.

“But Gestalt there are six of them, I don’t have time for that.”

Well, even if we can’t save the German department, we can at least understand how much we have been influenced by the German culture.  I’m talking about the good stuff, na klar.  Trust me, this documentary goes by really quickly and it’s worth it to watch David Bowie completely ripping them off on his Heroes album.  That’s right, David Bowie and Brian Eno completely ripped two albums worth of material right out the Kraut Rock play book.  And I thought the competition on Glee was harsh.

In part 3 of 6 there is a scene where the drummer from Can, Jaki Liebezeit, coming from a strong jazz background, was told to play monotonously. Monotonously!?!….yes this moment blew my mind this repetitive jazz based trance music set the stage for what is broken beat dance music today. Basically these guys were more or less looping breaks with out having to sample anything but themselves playing live and in the moment. Watch the videos,and I know what your thinking.

Thanks, Coilhouse

Cash Money’s Batshit Fucking Loco News Out of near Africa

Subcategory: Grave robbing

Subcategory: Not actually Africa

Grave-robbers steal former Cyprus president’s corpse

AP, via UK Guardian, Dec. 11, 2009

"Wait? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Oh... oh, come now! This is... this is preposterous."

CYPRUS – Former president and candidate for world’s best name, Tassos Papadopoulos, is missing from his grave on the first anniversary of his death.

Clues found at site:

-1 pile of dirt, including set of footprints that appears to be all right feet

-1 rubber mask, wolfman

-1 bucket phosphorous paint, empty, of brand not seen since Papadopoulos shut down Old Man Agathocleous’ paint factory

-1 Sonnovox

My Muse…

Because it is just that good.  The video is absolutly amazing.  I love the effects and the constant wavy interruption that gives it that creepy feeling that makes it all come to life on my screen.  Videos have come a LONG way and besides this lot has amazing musical talent to match.  They make me want to do unintended and powerfully great things.  When music inspires…

Friday Night Anime Block: Shangri-la


You may have noticed that out of the line up this column has produced, I’ve done my best to shy away from some of the more obvious picks (well, unless they were really good) for dystopian anime. I haven’t done Appleseed, or Ghost in the Shell, or any of that lot. Despite the subject matter being fitting. Rather, I have chosen to weekly trawl the interwebs in search of somewhat more inaccessible fare.

Seriously? 4chan? What was I thinking? My eyes bled for a week after that.

But nevertheless, I think it’s turned out well. Its in that spirit that I bring you Shangri-La.

Because you knew after last week, there just had to be another dose of Ecopocalypse!

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